Lazy Gopher Pachyderm

I love it when the media, as deeply steeped in Bush Derangement Syndrome as they are, wag their own dog. From Powerline today:

In 2003, President Bush rode on a Segway, and fell off. That caused British reporter Piers Morgan and his paper, the Daily Mail, to write, "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President. If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can."

The wheels of justice grind slowly, it is said, but they grind exceedingly fine. Four years later, Morgan had his own first ride on a Segway...and fell off, cracking three ribs.

Priceless!

You access the video link here and the Daily mail story here.